Olden is Golden

Feeling like life is passing you by lately? like the days are getting shorter?

Feel the need for a smile?

These may help?

Truths about growing older.

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. At my age i need all the preservatives I can get!

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.

4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone, or with a sharp decline in memory recall.