If you want to find out who loves you more, stick your partner, your cat and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
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When you open the trunk, which one is still happy to see you? š
(https://thoughtcatalog.com/brandon-gorrell/2015/03/50-short-clean-jokes-and-puns-that-will-get-a-laugh-every-time/).
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love.