One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her
parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket,
motorcycle boots, face tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their
concern. “Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he doesn’t seem very
“Oh geez, Mom,” replied the daughter, “You always think the worst of my friends. If he wasn’t nice, do you really think he would be doing 500 hours of community service?” 😀