Daily Funny – Day #307

Dog

Why it’s nice to be a dog…

No one expects you to take a bath every day.

Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter.

When it’s raining, you can lie around the house all day and never worry about being fired.

If it itches, you can reach it.

And, no matter what itches, no one is offended if you scratch it in
public.

You can wear a fur coat and no one thinks you’re insensitive.

No one notices if you grow hair in weird places.

You never get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger’s lap.

Anytime you have to go in a car you get chauffeur driven there and back.

Having big feet is considered an asset.

If you gain weight, it’s someone else’s fault.

No one tells you to wipe your nose because it’s wet.

No matter where you live, you own the place. (Unless the cat got there first!)

Your mate never complains because you whine.

If you get super tired someone will generally carry you home or to the car.

Puppy love can last. 🙂

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Love.

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