Up on the International Space Station (ISS) a recent arrival, a ‘newbie’, realised he had a problem:
“I hate this place. Everything is so… Alien. I just went to get myself a coffee and i can’t find any milk!!” he moaned.
His more experienced colleague was used to the disorientation their first time in space caused the new guys and tried to give him the benefit of his long experience:
“Can’t find milk for your coffee – Alien? You’re being way to dramatic. In space, no-one can, Here – use cream!”