The man replies,” I’ve just done my good deed for the day!”
“Oh…” says the wife,”… and what good deed have you done?
I saw a homeless man in a shop doorway and he was sitting on a car tyre innertube, so I punctured it!”
What? How in the heck is that a good deed?” asks the incredulous wife.
“Well, now he’s got a flat to stay in!” 🙂 🙂