Daily Funny – Day #267

 

Homeless

A man comes home from work with a smile on his face and his wife is immediately suspicious. She asks him, “And why are you so happy today?”
The man replies,” I’ve just done my good deed for the day!”
“Oh…” says the wife,”… and what good deed have you done?
I saw a homeless man in a shop doorway and he was sitting on a car tyre innertube, so I punctured it!”
What? How in the heck is that a good deed?” asks the incredulous wife.
“Well, now he’s got a flat to stay in!”   🙂 🙂

Love.

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