Daily Funny – Day #244

(Dave Barry)

I’ve felt like an under-achiever my whole life. I also am overweight, possibly to compensate for feelings of inadequacy. I finally found the nerve to go and seek professional help. My therapist told me I should first work on finishing what i start.

So far i’ve finished two Mars bars, a pack of M & M’s and a chocolate cream gateau – I feel better already!! 🙂

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Love.