Jack and Ted are good fishing mates and regularly go out on Ted’s boat for a morning’s ocean fishing.
One day Jack brings along a new dog he just bought to the quayside and asks Ted if it’s ok to bring him on board. Ted’s a little puzzled but Jack’s an old friend and says it’s ok and out they go to their regular spot.
Before they throw out a line Jack says there’s something Ted should see and he picks up the dog and throws him 20 feet out into the calm ocean!
The dog just sits there. SITS, calm as you like, looking at his master and just floating on the water!!
Then Jack smiles and says, “Who’s a good buoy? Who’s a good buoy then??? 😉