Daily Funny – Day #82

OK – I’ve got a little longer one this time, see how you go…? 🙂

Chin doc

A practitioner of Chinese medicine migrates to Australia but can’t get work in a hospital, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside. The sign reads:



A passing lawyer sees the sign and thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes inside. He tells the doctor: “I have lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.’

Lawyer: ‘Ugh, this tastes like kerosene! Are you trying to poison me?’

Doctor: ‘Congrats,  sense of taste is restored! $20 prease.’

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

Lawyer: ‘I have lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.’

Doctor: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.’

Lawyer (angry): ‘This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.’

Doctor: ‘Congrats. You got your memory back. $20 prease.’

The fuming lawyer pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

Lawyer: ‘My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see much at all.’

Doctor: ‘Ohhhh… well… I don’t have any medicine for dat, so prease take dis $100 bill.’

Lawyer (staring at the note): ‘But this is a $20, not a $100!!’

Doctor (Quickly swipes the twenty back): ‘Congrats, eyesight is restored. Dat’ll be $20 prease.’




  1. That’s terrible. But, it’s funny! 😆

    Reminds me of a similar joke but, a bit raunchier.

    You have been around for a while. And, your blog has a big break in the middle of it, just like mine. You started blogging before I did. I’ve doing it since Aug. 2008.

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    • Thank you – it is terrible… but it’s one of the better one’s i’ve published. 😉

      I took a break after my mouth started to get me into hot water with my blogfriends – hopefully i’ve learned and mellowed with age since then. 😉

      WElcome to my blog.

      Interesting name is it for the superstition, or your birth year?


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