I came home the other day and found my wife in the hall surrounded by suitcases. She told me she had had enough and she was leaving me.
I was shocked and confused and asked her “Why?” “What have i done?”
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with wearing a different set of clothes every half an hour.
I said, “Wait,… Give me 30 minutes. I can change!”
😀
love.