A Great Dane and a Labrador are walking down the street when the Dane suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”
“Have you ever thought about maybe going to see a psychiatrist?” suggests the Lab.
“I can’t,” says the Dane. “I’m not allowed on the couch!”
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