A father says to his 14 year old son: “Son, I think now’s the time to tell you – you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I always felt like something was wrong – I hate it here! I’m nothing like you. I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones are coming to pick you up in 20 minutes.”
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