Daily Funny – Day #4

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.


Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

dog on a bike

( The dog did NOT steal this bike… he worked hard at McDonalds and saved his paypackets for 2 years so he could buy it himself!) 🙂



  1. You know? Thinking about it? I never wished that hard for anything. If I wanted it, I found a way to get it, though I never tried stealing it — that that was mainly because I was sure I’d get caught. The only thing I remember wanted really a LOT was to go to summer camp, but though my brother and sister went, i never did. My mother said “I didn’t need it.” She saw camp as some kind of therapy and apparently I didn’t need therapy. That’s probably why i spent years in therapy later.

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    • Mothers! What would THEY know?? 😉

      I’ve never stolen anything i really wanted… i could not enjoy it knowing i had not gotten it ‘legally’.

      There’s quite a few things i would have liked i never got… but nothing i really needed!
      Except maybe some therapy?? 😉


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