A devout Australian jackeroo lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences in the outback. Three weeks later, a big red kangaroo hops up to him 200 kms down the fence-line, pulls the Bible out of it’s pouch and hands it to him in both paws.
The cocky couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book from the kangaroo, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a bloody miracle!”
“Not really,” said the kangaroo. “Your name was written in the cover.”