The End is in Sight

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog’s cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?”

“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”

“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”

“No, because he’s really heavy” 😀

Well… it made me chuckle a bit 🙂

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4 thoughts on “The End is in Sight

  1. Dog letters to God:

    Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?

    Dear God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

    Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

    Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?

    Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

    Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

    Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street.

    Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

    Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

    Dear God, May I have my testicles back?

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  2. “Dear God, May I have my testicles back?” may apply as well to some divorced men. 🙂

    I know evertime I split up with a girlfriend I had to do a quick check to see if I still had two. 🙂

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