i found this quite funny – but then i’m a single male 😉
i hope it gives my female readers something to smile about?
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS… ( aka: Pass My Shotgun)
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet (Doesn’t everybody??) 🙂
8. The dryer has ‘shrunk’ every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You’re using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, “How’s my driving? Call 1-800-XXX-XXXX.”
5. Everyone’s head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 😯
4. You’re convinced there’s a God and he’s Definitely a man. ( my personal fave!) 😉
3. You’re counting down the days until menopause.
2. You’re sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.