Have you heard the one about…??

A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender said, “Get out of here with that dog.” The guy said, “But this isn’t just any dog. This dog can play the piano.”

The bartender replied, “Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay and have a drink on the house.”

So the guy sat the dog on the piano stool, and the dog started playing. Ragtime, Mozart, Philip Glass … and the bartender and all of the patrons enjoyed the music.

Suddenly a bigger dog ran in, grabbed the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and dragged him out. The bartender asked the guy, “What the heck was that all about?”

The guy replied, “Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor.”
🙂 😉 🙂

Advertisements

5 thoughts on “Have you heard the one about…??

  1. Cute =).

    I bet Bruin wanted me (his ‘mother’) to grab him by the scruff of the neck and take him home this AM.
    I took him to the groomer for his first haircut this year , and when I left he was giving me this look like,
    “How can you say you love me and leave me here to be tortured like this?”
    [Of course, that was after he nearly drug (dragged?) me out of the place on his leash before I finally got him into the other side of their gate.]
    Oh, the ‘challenges’ of showing ‘tough love’ =}!

    D-

    Like

I welcome comments - share the love!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s