Things are going from bad to worse…

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the boat, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too. πŸ™„

I think it must be a phase i’m going through – you know? – A second childhood??

πŸ™‚

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8 thoughts on “Things are going from bad to worse…

  1. Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

    A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

    A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says “You have a drink named Steve?”

    What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino!

    What did one wall say to the other?
    “I’ll meet you in the corner.”

    what’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? anyone can roast beef.

    Love, the trick about a second childhood to never leave the first.

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  2. Rain – you’ve found a never-ending cake?? you could be RICH i tells ya! πŸ˜‰

    Hov – Good Moaning πŸ™‚ ( or ‘Allo ‘Allo)

    Ed – Hahahahahaha! i see you have it ‘mastered’ πŸ™‚

    So what do you get when you cross a Tiger, an Antelope and a Lion?? – Dinner for two.:-)

    Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures?

    His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him… so he wound up with buck teeth.

    aaaaaand on that note i believe i’ll stop… for now πŸ˜‰

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  3. Someone told me that any joke that starts with ‘did you hear the one about…’ is lame.

    That’s not to say some people don’t like lame jokes.

    πŸ˜€

    Sheesh I’m gonna have to come up with some jokes for you…

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