Computer Geek Speak Explained…

CIA – Computer Industry Acronyms
- CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN: It Still Does Nothing.
- HTML: How To Mess-up Logically.
- SCSI: System Can’t See It
- MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- Teraflops: Used for measuing one’s fear of losing huge amounts of processor data.
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Perspective.

Some, if indeed not all of us, have an over-inflated sense of self worth. Now i know some of you will scoff loudly at the thought but it is, in fact, True.
This is actually not an all-together bad thing, because, if we ever did think of ourselves in true Perspective with relation to our Universe [...]

If You Haven’t Seen This Before….

(and, like me, you have an appreciation of the absurd and just plain ridick-u-luss)
…you prolly should – before it disappears for ever…
… like the links on the page already have.

THE REALLY BIG BUTTON (That doesn’t do anything)
Clicking on the link in RED SHOULD do ’something’
(Blog owner’s note: If you are stupid bored enough [...]

Some words and numbers…)

i love ‘clever’ jokes and i had not seen this one before today:
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

it is a quite remarkable ‘quirk’ of a counting system of use to computer programmers – the OCTal system (meaning it is based upon multiples of 8 and [...]